Pastor Claws is Coming to Town

Merry Christmas, but beware!  Tis always the season for legalistic wolves seeking their prey.

You better watch out
You better not slide
Prepare to doubt
I’m telling you why
Pastor Claws are bringing you down

They’ve got a rules list
While checking it twice;
You’ll find out keeping it means no dice
Pastor Claws are bringing you down

They see the money you’re keeping
The tithe must be taken!
Spouting Old Covenant rules and law
But it’s okay to eat bacon?

O’ you better watch out…
You better not slide
Prepare to doubt
I’m telling you why

Pastor Claws are gripping
Pastor Claws are ripping
Pastor Claws are bringing you down

For more about avoiding those pesky, legalistic Pastor Claws during the holidays and the rest of the year, get the book “Clash of the Covenants: Escaping Religious Bondage Through The Grace Guarantee.”  Find It Here On Amazon

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